Your right Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has decided to check himself into rehab for substance abuse aka Blame it on the ah ah ah alcohol, a Rep stated Mike “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.”
Extensive production (his kidneys) Appearance schedule (to much drinking and partying) but can you blame him for putting his body though such hell, I mean he was only making 15k-50k per nightclub apperance. At least one club paid for this “resting” period. Let’s hope that Mike gets well and maybe calms down since fellow castmate Snooki is a mommy to be and her motherly instincts might bring some sanity to the house.
Wait, that doesn’t make for good television… or maybe it could.