Twitter is a possibly the best place on the Internet to post your most random thoughts. This week we’ve got a few randomized slices of life from Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Calvin Harris, Gotye, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, Louis of One Direction, Carly Rae Jepsen and Justin Timberlake. Now how heavy is that?

When on the set of Forrest Gump, Katy Perry says: chocolates please.

Life is like a box of chocolates, eat them all. twitpic.com/9yf3sv

— Katy Perry (@katyperry) June 20, 2012

Gotye has a problem.

Somebody stole my van. Gonna be hard to replace that honky horn i found in an antique shop

— gotye (@gotye) June 20, 2012

Chris Brown has an obsession.

Michael Jackson dropped Human Nature on July 3,1983 and Liberian Girl July 3, 1989.. #FORTUNEJULY3RD

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) June 21, 2012

Justin Bieber has a secret band with Adam Levine?

@adamlevine i always have our supergroup to fall back on. #WhirlingDervishes

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 20, 2012

Calvin Harris has a stalker?

ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE RT @philmiller11 Pretty sure @CalvinHarris just walked past me not 100 per cent sure though…

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) June 20, 2012

Louis Tomlin needs a new song to cover in the One Direction set.

Just listening to Christina Aguilera’s song ‘Hurt’ what an amazing voice !

— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) June 20, 2012

Carly Rae Jepsen needs your help.

Morning lovelies. Writing today. Inspire me! Tell me your favourite word:_______

— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) June 20, 2012

Justin Timberlake needs a DJ gig.

#ThingsToNeverAskADJ“You got any Backstreet Boys??” Bam.

— Justin Timberlake(@jtimberlake) June 20, 2012

Ke$ha got bored. Needs a glitter fix.

5 mins. i’ll answer anything. go.

— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) June 20, 2012